Friday, June 8, 2007

The Discount Window Is Open

Key phrases I read silently while watching CNN Headline News with closed captioning during the "Paris Hilton escorted back to court" news hour:

"Paris Hilton may try to say 'I--I am Paris Hilton.' But the Judge will likely say 'I am a judge, and I have the law.'"

"There's no such thing as 'too sick' for prison. In most prisons, they have devices that--when you are sick--they will make you well."

1 comment:

B News said...

I've been calling that guy "Honeydew Jackson" all week. Good show, I think I'm going to change my name to HDJ.